Monday, August 2, 2010

Tales from the jail again

Hubs had a guy in the jail with a last name that's the same as a famous car dealer in the area.
Hubs asked, "Hey are you related to so and so?"
Guy said, "Nah man, that guy's white."
Hubs replied, "Well Angelina Jolie is white and her kids and black and vietnamese. Anything is possible."

The guy laughed so hard he couldn't breathe.

Hubs is a funny guy.

In other news, I feel like hurling. My BFF sent me an email telling me she made zuchinni orange ricotta muffins. I'm pretty sure I threw up in my mouth when I read that. She's a health nut. I hate waiting to see if there is a reason for me to feel so pukey.

I'm always afraid it's going to turn out to be psychological.

I'm eating like a hog and sleeping like a log lately. I suppose that means something? Counting down the days.. oy vey.


6 comments:

  1. Hmmm. Sounds pretty suspicious to me. . .

    Those muffins sound delicious to me though!

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  2. Mrs. Fuzz, somehow I KNEW those muffins would sound good to you :). I'll have to get the recipe and send it your way. Ha ha

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  3. I'm sorry but anything orange flavored sounds pukey to me. It is a very rare occasion that I eat anything orange. Yet orange is my favorite color. Weird. The funny thing is that I also thought of Mrs. Fuzz when you mentioned those muffins! She's pretty kitchen savvy. :)

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  4. I'm with Mrs. Fuzz, those muffins do sound delicious to me too. Sorry! :)

    And I'm with Monica-LnP..... what's the verdict, missy?!?!?!

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  5. Well, it was a no-go last month on the baby thing. I'm in the dreaded two week wait right now for this month. We'll see! Thanks for thinking of me y'all :)

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